What with the upcoming debate and vote on the nomination of Samuel ["He's really a decent guy"] Alito, Jr., to the Supreme Court, we present the following parody, meant specifically for those with enough courage to go against the tide -- to be sung to the tune of Scott McKenzie/Papa John Phillips' San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair):
If you're voting, 'gainst Sam Alito,
You must beware his allies if you dare;
You're gonna need some courage this I swear.
For those who vote 'gainst Sam Alito
Bummer slime will be devoid of care,
Midst the feats of Sam Alito,
Mental people with powers in their lair.
All who cross creation, will not earn salvation;
Such a commotion.
They're a bold aberration, with a brain dessication
Such a commotion, such a commotion.
For those who vote 'gainst Sam Alito,
You must beware his allies if you dare,
If you vote 'gainst Sam Alito,
Bummer slime will be devoid of care . . .